Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

A baby seal walks into a club.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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