- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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