Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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