Rick Santorum 2012

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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