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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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