- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

you suck

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

I'm sn otter

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

hi dave

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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