- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

what's the difference between a duck?

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Jews

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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