An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A kid has no friends.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Your face is hilarious.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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