- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

In soviet russia, roses are violet

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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