- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

What you reading? reading?

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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