Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

you and your family will die tonight

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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