- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A seal walks into a club.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Women's rights.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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