what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

You suck big fat slobber

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

you lose.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

taking out the trash... at night

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Anti Joke

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