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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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