Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Women's rights.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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