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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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