Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

I like colin but not as much as apple

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was the woman?

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

WHO WANTS SOW????

Because she has down's syndrome

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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