- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

A russian gives away vodka.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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