- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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