- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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