- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Donald Trump.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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