What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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This is an anti joke

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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