I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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