- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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