Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Church.

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's circular and round A circle

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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