- Anti Joke

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.