- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

taking out the trash... at night

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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