What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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