How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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