I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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TOP KEK

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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