- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Many people of many races do many things every day.

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