Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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