Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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The Game.

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I am quite mature.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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