- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Chuck Norris Dies.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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