- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Dumb

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Poop

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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