Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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A man killed himself.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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darude- sandstorm

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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