- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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