how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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