Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

BIG PENIS

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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