- Anti Joke

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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