What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Pain Olympics.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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