- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Winter

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How old is your mom Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Cows are land manatees.

drugs.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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