This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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