- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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