There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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canadians

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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DERP

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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aa

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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