Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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An Artic Storm.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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