How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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i'm hard

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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