What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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