- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Chuck Norris.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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