Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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women rights

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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