A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I'm winning at Scrabble.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What do you call a black man? Black

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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