- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Psychics.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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