What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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human centipede

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69

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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He walked in a bar

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Replacement Referees

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Anti Joke

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