what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Women's rights.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Anthony sucks

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

all jokes aside...

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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