A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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i have a christmas tree.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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My Nan, that is all.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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