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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Whats 2+1? 2.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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