- Anti Joke

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a black man? Black

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

I'm winning at Scrabble.