- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Derp

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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