- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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