- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How did the mecanic die? He drowned

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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