- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Do you want icecream, Björn?

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Penis

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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