What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Democracy.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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sure!

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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