what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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HEY!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What happen? Idk...

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