Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Daym im romantic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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