- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Top Gear USA

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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