- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

Bad grammers.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

hey John will you make some copies

guess what what that wasnt it

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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