- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Poop!!

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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