yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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Potato!

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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your mother

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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