- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Luke Hardie is G@Y

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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