- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

James Patrick Campbell

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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