- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

I'm Batman.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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