What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Hey

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Yock

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

religion

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

John Stamos.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

My penis is big... not.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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