- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Obama

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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