- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

The lion swallowed his pride.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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