- Anti Joke

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

Women's rights

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

... i forgot the joke :p

Mitt Romney

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh