Justin Bieber

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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your mother

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Weed.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Thumbs this up

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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