- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

You know what's funny? Clowns.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

im watching you..

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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