What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did the fish say after he

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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