I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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