- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

these are shit

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Donkey lips

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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