- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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