- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk into a bar...

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

I like your hair

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What did death say to life? Go die

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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