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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Andy Carrol

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Hi

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Jews

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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