Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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