- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??