Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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