Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Anti Joke

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