Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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