- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Just found out that it doesn't work.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

The FCC

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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