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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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