- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Banana Hamock.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??