- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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