- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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