- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

im a dragon, no im not

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

My wife made me a sandwich

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

My Nan, that is all.

"Knock knock." "No."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??