- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

So, how 'bout that airline food?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

The WNBA

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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