Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Anti Joke

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