What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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