- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Your future.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

YES! EXACTLY!

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

kesha is a virgin.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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