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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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