Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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hey, my names mark.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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