- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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